Cerean: What's the first thing you would do as a female?
Liko: get a sex change
Liko: actually
Liko: become a lesbian

<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit

In Massachusetts we allow gay marriage but not the ownership of exotic pets like the fennec fox, wtf is wrong with this state other than the weather?

lucafox: whats worse than 17 babies in a trash can?
lucafox: a baby in 17 trash cans

lucafox: turtles aren't animals
lucafox: they're related to foot stools

Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU, NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE, NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND, AND HURT YOU
Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE, GONNA GIVE
Emperor of the Tau Empire: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Liko: GIVE YOU UP
Emperor of the Tau Empire: ...
Liko: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Liko: GIVE YOU UP


Error Message_549: Sorry for the inconvenience: DNS 2302 could not be solved, 1 or more messages were not proccesed. Please re enter your username and password to connect to the DNS Server. ****:****
Liko: lol
Liko: You fail at phishing
Liko: seriously
Liko: EPICly


Liko: :C
Zlyzer: :C
Liko: :<
Liko: :(
Zlyzer: :<
Zlyzer: :(
Liko: :{
Lággy :3: :V
Liko: :U
Owashii: C-C-C-C-Cocks


Cerean: My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard.
Cerean: They're like, you wanna trade cards.
Cerean: Damn right, I wanna trade cards.
Cerean: I'll give you, my cha-ri-zard.


Liko: For all I know, I can sodomize a pineapple
Smoke: xD
SlaughterDog: XD
Owashii: XD
Liko: might hurt though
Smoke: XD
Smoke: XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Smoke explodes D8
Owashii: Totally worth it though. It'd have to be a girl pineapple.
Owashii: Otherwise you'd be a gay fruit fucker.
Liko: Kids, that's what's called an epic win

BlackHoleSon: Nazi's have small penis's, hence the reason they seek domination.

Tech (E-Dead): your mother... hijacked... your fursuit project...
Tech (E-Dead): wow

Liko: FPSBanana is not an iDemocracy

Hato94: My form of sarcasm is not sounding sarcastic at all when i say it
Liko: 'cause it's typed

Hato94: Who cares if some one is a furry? honestly im sure there is something more productive they [anti-furries] could be doing with their time.
Liko: And thus we reach a pinnacle, anti-furries have no logic or life


Liko: VAC was created because of lazy server admins getting reports of hackers and they're too busy touching themselves to ban said hackers, so they whined to Valve about it until they got Gabe Newell to delay the creation of Half-Life 2 to make a system that bans people, 85% being hackers, and 15% being people who just like to fiddle with their game files and mistakenly went into a game with modded files.


PsychoLycan screams deathmetal into the chat room with his mike
PsychoLycan: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~Liko: ow
PsychoLycan: NOOOOOO YOUUU SHALLL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PsychoLycan: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~Liko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PsychoLycan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
PsychoLycan: i didnt know you knew the words xD
~Liko: I didn't

Liko: Saying "Oh you're a furry, I guess you like bestiality." is just like saying "Oh you like football, I guess you like buttsex"

Liko: In all seriousness a guy fucking a dog is wrong, but a girl getting fucked by a dog is just funny. In the end though, bestiality is just sick and should be outlawed.


SlaughterDog: have a good shit?
Liko: Satisfying, yes
SlaughterDog: hahah


thunder55: douse anyone know how to use cracked steam
Manny: GTFO.
thunder55: why
Liko: Because Cracked STEAM is very much illegal
Liko: more than any pirated game
Liko: more than any warez
Liko: more than masturbation


Liko: YAY RETARD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFJT1gdRf8
Sanjuaro: Holy fucking shit.
Sanjuaro: It's so... beautiful.
Liko: YAY REDNECK http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/5403/2wnsp6wtq2.jpg
Ferren ̴ˤ: U lol'd at the retard.
Ferren ̴ˤ: Im going to hell.
Ferren ̴ˤ: I lol'd*
Liko: If god didn't want us to laugh, he wouldn't have created retards
Liko: You can quote me on that
Ferren ̴ˤ: Your going to hell with me <3


Liko: How does a liking of anthros equal fucking an animal
Doomsday192: it does if you're stupid

$carface: Sarcasm doesn't work that well on the internet, since people can't hear your inflection. Simply putting a smiley like ":P" or saying "lol" helps get the point across. Also adding a bit of helpful information would prevent any future withholdings.

Sliferjam: Gay people don't come out of the closet.
They sashay out of the closet, then go back in to change their shoes.