"That exoskeleton makes me look like a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus." - Dragovic, GSC forums
"I would say we don't need the same kind of democracy like you have in Iraq, to tell you quite honestly." - Vladimir Putin to G. W. Bush
"Men can get pregnant, too. You just need to cum in the right place." - Denis Gennadievich Chernov
"I don't know if I was right or wrong...but I made it. And I guess I should be thankful for that." - Marked One
.:.M.M.:. сообщает: hey dude, you smell that?
Siro сообщает: Smell what?
.:.M.M.:. сообщает: THAT!
Siro сообщает: What the hell you talkin' about, dude?
.:.M.M.:. сообщает: smell the air, man
Siro сообщает: I did. Smells like potatos.
.:.M.M.:. сообщает: ... o.0
Siro сообщает: Why? What do you smell, then?
.:.M.M.:. сообщает: jews
Jamie1992: Guess what i got!
Siro_Dracosin: A penis?
Jamie1992: Choclate Biscuits
Siro_Dracosin: So you like teh black guyz, don't you?
Jamie1992: Yes, they are very big............FUCK!
Siro_Dracosin: There's nothing wrong with liking it interracial.
Jamie1992: interracial?
Siro_Dracosin: JESUS H. CHRIST!
Siro_Dracosin: LOOK IT UP YOURSELF! >:O
Siro_Dracosin: PEOPLE USUALLY KNOW THESE THINGS!
Jamie1992: SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE AND USE SMALL WORDS >:O
Siro_Dracosin: Fuck dude, I give up with you...
Jamie1992: means i like multiple race people right?
Siro_Dracosin: Go to www.google.com
Jamie1992: ...
Siro_Dracosin: Go to google and look for the definition there.
Siro_Dracosin: And tell me you have safesearch turned off.
Jamie1992: search?
Jamie1992: what wikipedia?
Siro_Dracosin: JUST GO TO GOOGLE AND LOOK UP INTERRACIAL!
Siro_Dracosin: And dear God, PLEASE let Jamie's Safe Search settings be turned off.
Siro_Dracosin: I am just tired of coming home to an empty home, only work waiting for me while everyone else's fucking under my floor.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: i just need someone to hold and so forth man
Siro_Dracosin: Me too, dude.
Siro_Dracosin: I am lonely.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: lets be alone together!
Siro_Dracosin: :D
Siro_Dracosin: Wait.
Siro_Dracosin senses the gayness.
Siro_Dracosin: Penis-monkeys!
Jamie1992: so?
Siro_Dracosin: ...wearing Penis sneakers on penis island near the area of the continent of penis while fucking with their penises, throwing penis-shaped invisible penis-poo at random penises in random directions while flying around a giant penis on the planet Cock.
Jamie1992: Theres alot of penis going on here.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: WTF the console came up saying destroying level
Siro_Dracosin: ...
Siro_Dracosin: MY MIND POWERS! THEY WORK!
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: LOL...no they dont
Siro_Dracosin: Yes they do. This just proved it.
Siro_Dracosin: I was trying to make your game end.
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: no you never
Siro_Dracosin: I never what?
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: you know exactly what
Siro_Dracosin: Sexed some menz?
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: ...
Siro_Dracosin: In that case you're wro....RIGHT!
Jamie1992 A.K.A Steel Sniper: ...yeah *moves away quite quickly*
Siro_Dracosin: Dude.
Siro_Dracosin: Go to this site.
Siro_Dracosin: http://www.penisland.net/
Jamie1992: O_O
Jamie1992: HELL NO!
Siro_Dracosin: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I SWEAR!!
Jamie1992: Lol, Bas-ass.
Jamie1992: Its a fish.
Siro_Dracosin: Really?
Jamie1992: Yus, for real i swear.
Jamie1992: :S
Jamie1992: Okayz, i admit it's a joke.
Jamie1992: :D
Siro_Dracosin: ...
Siro_Dracosin: I actually went to Wikipedia, you wanker. XD
Jamie1992: LOLOLOL.
Jamie1992: Now thats some funny shit.
Jamie1992: >:O I DONT CARE ABOUT SPELLING
Siro_Dracosin: YOU CAN AND YOU WILL AS LONG AS YOU'RE TALKING TO ME! >:O
Jamie1992: NEVA!
Siro_Dracosin: I SHOULD FUCKING CROWN MYSELF THE KING OF ENGLAND AND REIGN SUPREME OVER THE UK AND NATO'S EUROPEAN EMPIRE WITH MY SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF ENGLISH! >:O
Jamie1992: ...
Jamie1992: Cant argue with that.
Well...what can I say? I'm a Russian guy in Norway trying to earn some cash. Trapped in here with a three-year contract. Even more poor than I was in Russia. So much more fun back there...I miss my vodka, my friends, my guns...pretty much everything.
Well, I have been a STALKER fan since the beginning. In 2005 I was awarded mod status at the official STALKER Boards and I am currently making sure the gop invasion on GSC's forum is contained. If you don't know how annoying "lol GAY ENDING!", "omfg stalker dont work on VISTA!! U SUCK F*GS!", and the classic "WHEN THE F*KN PATCH COMIN OUT!?!?!" threads are, you have never been to our forum. That's what I am trying to contain, while all at the same time trying to work for Aeroflot without getting fired.
And what got me to this site was someone telling me that they have alot of STALKER skins here, and I got interested in the whole modding scene and skinning scene only recently. I'm hooked now. Hope you guys like my work, and I hope I never have to take "Administrative Action" against you on the official GSC forums.
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