Street: im bored out of my mind
MARK: whack off?
Street: my mom is in the other room
Street: i don't want to scare her with the enormous side of my man tool
MARK: good, if she walks in on you its awesome
MARK: i get off twice as fast when i know there's a chance ill get caught
MARK: if im like chillin in my house alone fapping in my kitchen with no clothes it takes like an hour, even with anal stimulation of vegetables.
Street: do you use pineapples or carrots?
MARK: carrot, cucumbers, zukes etc. Anything that resembles male genitalia
Street: hmm
Street: how much does it help?
MARK: it doubles the speed
Street: thats amazing
MARK: also playing with you balls before slamming the ham gets you off faster and makes you load larger
Street: i like trying to hit an object
Street: like my cat
Street: it makes wacking off a challenge
MARK: that's fun, I usually aim for my goldfish bowl
Street: i bet you have to clean that thing out alot
MARK: nah, my mom things the cloudiness is caused by the plant we have growing in the same bowl.
MARK: she cleans it
Street: is she like super fish now?
Street: i heard a rumor your sperm contains the elixer of life
MARK: You heard correct
Street: damn you should be selling that shit
Street: in bottles
Street: or just get girls to suck your dick for an hourly rate
MARK: Mah bitches always complain about how terrible it tastes sliding down their throats, infact the thougth never occured to me before.
Street: you should look into that

[Æ | LuntiX]: I need a good Video Camera
MARK: i have one and ill give you it
[Æ | LuntiX]: :/
MARK: if you 1. Drive to calgary
MARK: 2. come into my basement
MARK: 3. play halo with me. Im lonely
[Æ | LuntiX]: I like where this is going
[Æ | LuntiX]: wait
[Æ | LuntiX]: no

MARK: there's chicks
MARK: with boobs
MARK: and stuff
NightStalker: ew