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ID: 145828
Joined: 2 years ago
Location: United Kingdom
Customization/Dev Skills: Graphic Design, Mapping, Motion Graphics, Server Administration
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Consoles Owned: PlayStation 2
Games Played: CS:S, DODS, BF2
First Game: Age Of Empires 1
Favorite Game: TF2
Favorite Weapon: L85A2
Favorite Map: Massiveattack
Coke Or Pepsi: Coke
Cat Or Dog: Umm...
Sonic or Mario: Mario
FPS Hero: Captain MacMillan
Gamer Type: Hardcore
Favorite Quote:



Posted by Sliferjam

Gay people don't come out of the closet.
They sashay out of the closet, then go back in to change their shoes.

Mj. Esmeralda Jasmine Ekic | Violence Fetish says:
"Can you imagine the feeling for going into a house with your squad, get about one step in and notice that you're covered in blood and brains, then realize that thats your friend? I refuse to go through that again"

[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
floppy boobs dont do it for me
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
however saggy balls


Shougunner: Gordon freeman was in statis for 10 or so years, the first thing he ever says in the game after kliener says I expected more warning was "No shit doc, now where's the fucking toilet"


MX| T-Bag-T | FPSB: Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute; set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
but what if the chair has a vagina?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
sit on my lap?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
lmao
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
but what if you have teeth in your vagina?
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
I don't.
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
trust me.
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
lies
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
I dont.
Sanny___I got your picture, I'm coming with you, dear Maria count me in. says:
we'd know by now.
Steve - Good ol' british weather =F says:
Haha gotta test it with some bacon on a stick

[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
we can be like sonny and cher
[(Camille)] (R)_(R) says:
you can be cher of course


FPSB | Boosie: you know how hard it is to control your blood pressure when you have a naked girl askin to fuck her


Spawndex: :O Nooo
Spawndex: i cant get bannedx0rz
Spawndex: id go outside or something
Spawndex: :(
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: aknow
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: xD
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: I've been talking to girls
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: instead of posting
FPSB | Scouts 94/94: wtf is up with that?
Spawndex: HOLY FUCK
Spawndex: ive been talkin to girls..

Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
it meant SALLY IM PREGNANT
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I'm pregnant
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
Is it mine?
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I don't know
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
do you want it to be yours?
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
Yes.
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
yes I do.
Steve - Kiera Knightly is an ironing board with a face. =F says:
I TOLD YOU TO WEAR A CONDOM *cries*
Sanny___ I'd swim the ocean for you.. the ocean for you. says:
WELL IF YOUR VAGINA WASNT SO BLOODY HUGE IT WOULDLT HAVE FALLEN OFF.

Sanny___ says:
she was going on one day and i was like "is the reason you love horses so much because you look like a horse?... you piss me off... shut the fuck up".
Sanny___ says:
and you know what she did?
Sanny___ says:
she nieghed at me steve.

Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
ahw you'd strech your vagina for me
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
how sweet
Sally says:
excellent.
Sally says:
sweet?
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
=]
Sally says:
ooh
Sally says:
rofl
Sally says:
thats probably the most romantic thing I've ever done steve.
Sally says:
See look...
Sally says:
Look at my gash bleed.

Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
fist it
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
lmao
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
im getting there.
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
no lube
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
go in dry
Sanny___ could not be more bored. says:
is there really any other way steve?
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
No
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
not really
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
except..
Steve - Nooo! My computer! ='[ says:
DOUBLE FIST

Es says:
Actually Im just... playing with my belly button

Sanny___davidoff says:
im am the caramel woman.
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
haha
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
ewww
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
do you have an easy pour nozzel?
Sanny___davidoff says:
LMFAO.
Sanny___davidoff says:
Steve.
Sanny___davidoff says:
I love you
Sanny___davidoff says:
rofl.
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
=D
Sanny___davidoff says:
my nozzel is none of your concern.

[b]Jon[/b] says:
Hmm I just realised I've left MGS4 running... Thought I smelt burning
[b]Jon[/b] says:
Oh shit actualy I can
Steve - I'm going to make this pencil dissapear! says:
ROFL
[b]Jon[/b] says:
I think a fly got into my PS3
[b]Jon[/b] says:
It smells like a fly burning

Ekic: -abd akk tgree fauked
Ekic: fail

Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
I know... but I hate that I love it Steve
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
Its like jamming your willy in the fridge door.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
you know you dont want to do it.. but damn it maybe this time it'll feel good.

Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
Steve how is the nice boy search coming?
Steve - Rollin' in the rain says:
there are no nice boys
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
its like trying to find madeline.

Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
give me a reallly depressing song
Steve - Rollin' in the rain says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
lmfao.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
steve I love you.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
that actually made me lol
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Budgie
5 commentsPosted: 13 hours ago
I gots me a budgie, his name is Bayleigh.
Paintball
5 commentsPosted: 4 days ago
Fucking rocked,
I wore School uniform

We all got fucked, was just keep going 'til you run out of paint and got shot abour 30 times.

Happy birthday kay.
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Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
give me a reallly depressing song
Steve - Rollin' in the rain says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
lmfao.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
steve I love you.
Sanny___foolish girl don't waste your energy, dont waste integrity, hes not worth anything says:
that actually made me lol
Community support
2 commentsPosted: 6 days ago
Keep to yourself.
Do not defend.
Do not fight.
You will lose.
Keep to yourself.
K.G.B
0 commentsPosted: 17 days ago
Thank you Aerial <3

Someone amke a boxing map, it'd be fucking amazing.
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PM For Cheap Ubers and Free Assesments | Y2M
Posted 6 hours ago
I see you managed your 1000 miles.

Congratulations.
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Phew, GCSE results are OK! | Y2M
Posted 1 day ago
Its sorted now, dw. I took 1 whole hour to show up.
Cornbread .
Pew Pew | Y2M
Posted 2 days ago
I are totally win contest set one and got second D:
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Phew, GCSE results are OK! | Y2M
Posted 2 days ago
Hey, could I ask you something:

I have just bought ripe to sell to someone else but it is taking ages to show up, it has been 15 minutes and I have logged on and off several times. Is this normal? When I bought my own I don't remember it taking this long?
Mario4155 .
Weapon Hacker,Skin Porter,CZ Compiler | Y2M
Posted 2 days ago
No matter what happened with her account I just can't stand this.I have a feeling as if the mods/admins are trying to get rid of every 2+ year member
- Weapon Hacker,Skin Porter,CZ Compiler
Mario4155 .
Weapon Hacker,Skin Porter,CZ Compiler | Y2M
Posted 2 days ago
Man this sucks hard!

Ekic got banned -_-
Zippit got perma gagged
Now I guess it's your turn :(
- Weapon Hacker,Skin Porter,CZ Compiler
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im"mature" | Y2M
Posted 3 days ago
:O oohh..

damn.. sorry mate, never mind me than. :)
- im"mature"
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im"mature" | Y2M
Posted 3 days ago
Fucking Paki's.... basically if you want to live in a country you accept that countries way of life, how the live etc.

You dont just move to a country and do everything you way, including blowing the coutry up and being wankers. It makes me sick to think that some paki's think they are all gangsta and that they own parts of England.

I'm not really a racist guy, it's just when people start being wankers and completely disregarding England's way of life and all that. ARGGGGGGGGG


What's racist about that? You should live in a town like that, and you'll know exactly what he's talking about. Your thumb down fails.
- im"mature"
Nightmare_ .
Deathmask Divine | Y2M
Posted 5 days ago
You dissed me in Lucy's profile. D:
I can too talk to girls.
(I talk to your mother late at night all the time)
Lucy .
Elfen Lied Addict | Y2M
Posted 5 days ago
Fixed the spray can you Vote higher :\
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