=CLUB SLOGAN : IF IT DOESN'T FLASH, KILL IT=
According to the tbar, this is the "SPAWNDEX ROTARY CLUB". If you think that is a lie, then I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the Spawndex fan-club. I thought the coolest person on this site should have their own dedicated fanclub but Joston didn't want one so i asked Spawndex instead.
ODE TO SPAWNDEX
We are faggots we are nubs,
We are Spawndex rotary club.
We love spawndex all day long,
Even though he wears that thong.
We will always follow him,
Even though he has an ass like a bin.
Even though we are dim,
The Spawndex Rotary Club is total win!
So cum inside, stick it in
Here Homosexuality is no sin.
Attack the babies down NSPCC
Destroy them all 1,2,3
Sponge bath's for the old
Scrub under each fold
Spawnsex is the future spawnsex is here
Anyone got any spare gear :D
By Noir and Calmu <3
To enter this club you must be at least one of the following:
- Aids free
- Awesome
- Fan-Dabby-Doobie
- British (not Scottish)
- Hate Spawndex
- Despise Spawndex
- Love Spawndex
- Want to make hot, hot love to Spawndex
- Wear Elastane
- Pregnant with Spawndex's child
- A Jelly bean/Fruit Pastel/Mars Bar
- A Biblical figure
- Be dating his mother
- Bi-uncurious
- Have the reflexes of a ninja
- Jeremy
- Live in Jostonville
- Pay Spawndex or cheezit- £2$ Must have been in the chat with joston... so no mini :O
- Dedicate your life to knee implants for little people
- Have a Mangina
- Like the feel of a nice, cold sharpie pen on your asscheeks
- Be Butt Naked
- Must have knowledge to make your own condoms out of tree bark.
- Be able to kick yourself in the head
- Be able to give yourself a blowjob
- Have a vagina
You get the idea..
WCC is banned for life for pretending to be girl during our sex sessions
(I should've fuckin' known when he started screaming "THE FADGE IS A LIE" during climax)
(credit to Smithz for adapting it for affiliate icon use. Credit to Spawndex for being so fucking awesome. p.s the Joston is a lie)
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