Ok, this was a pretty long chat. I'll cut it down to the funny part, but I'll summarize the rest.

His laptop was having a hard drive error, so he asked me to fix it. I couldn't since it was probably a physical problem. I suggested that he should buy a new hard drive or a new laptop. He then attempts to somehow fix it himself, and this is where it starts. His laptop is the one he is talking to me with.

Kyr200000 (1:22:30 PM): hey imma restart my comp right now
Kyr200000 (1:27:40 PM): k i restarted comp
semisolidsnake1 (1:27:48 PM): k
Kyr200000 (1:27:59 PM): it wont load windows XP
Kyr200000 (1:28:11 PM): i had to press esc
semisolidsnake1 (1:28:16 PM): time for a new hard drive or laptop
Kyr200000 (1:28:23 PM): ya.....
Kyr200000 (1:28:41 PM): imma try taking out my harddrive now
semisolidsnake1 (1:28:53 PM): idiot
Kyr200000 (1:29:00 PM): how so
semisolidsnake1 (1:29:00 PM): nvm
semisolidsnake1 (1:34:04 PM)(notice the time here): lets get you a laptop then
Kyr200000 (1:34:04 PM): [System Message] User is not available.
Kyr200000 signed off at 1:35:11 PM.
Kyr200000 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

From my assumption, his laptop went asdlkjasijdodjkglsfailpwnt and died.

Also, he referred hard drive to hard dick. Twice. Something was up there.

Now, the moral learned today is to turn off your computer before taking stuff out.

EDIT
if anyone wants the whole chat, it's here.